Dreams of the 21st Century

Machine learning my dreams

List of Death Rates by Cause

April Fools!

Urban Dictionary Neural Network

Building an Urban Dictionary dataset and using it to train our future AI overlords

{{dubious}}

Scraping Wikipedia to find all sentences marked: ‘dubious’, ‘lopsided’, and the infamous ‘citation-needed’
The Sale of eBay Item № 151990485080
— Bandar-log

The Sale of eBay Item № 151990485080

And why printing the internet is not a very good idea

Tonsole

Wrapper around Javascript’s console that adds return values
One Thesaurical Motherfucker
— Newspeak

One Thesaurical Motherfucker

Thesaurus all things!
— Bandar-log

eBay Item № 151990485080

For sale: one printed copy of the source code of this listing’s page
Turkish Delight: Staying Alive
— Bandar-log

Turkish Delight: Staying Alive

This is your life and it’s ending five cents at a time

Funcualizer

Converting Javascript methods into performant functions